~Part 11~

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Cliff: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

Colle: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Yellow: Hey- what are you doing-?
Colle, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

Seer: Are we really going to let Void keep Toxin?
Corrupt: We kept Rose.

Louis: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Void: ...

Toxin: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone!
Yellow: What are you talking about? Of course—
Void, holding out a hand to shut Yellow up: No, no, they have a point—

Colle: Why are you drinking?
Cliff: I drink when I'm depressed.
Colle: But you're always drinking?
Cliff: *smug grin*

Cliff: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.

Soren, to someone that angered them: *Holds two middle fingers*
Colle: Can't say I'm surprised...
Cliff: Yeah, flip em off, Soren!
Light/Tulip, confused: *Holds one middle finger*
Colle and Cliff, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Light/Tulip: Guys it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!
Seer: I wish for good grades.
Corrupt: Nerd.
Seer: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Corrupt. :)
Light/Tulip: Seer...

Light/Tulip: I fell—
Toxin: From heaven?
Light/Tulip: No, I literally fell—
Toxin: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Light/Tulip: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Toxin: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Red: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.
Prof.Red: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.
Seer: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Prof.Red has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?
Prof.Red: I want to set it off.


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