Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 16~

Colle: Hey, Corrupt. These candies you gave me? They sucked.
Corrupt: But you ate them all.
Colle: I had to make sure they all sucked.

Light/Tulip: What do rainbows mean to you?
Colle: Gay rights.
Red: There's money.
Yellow: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Prof.Red: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

Void: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Light/Tulip: Is that a picture of you?
Void: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Yellow, in Light/Tulip's window: I thought I'd find you here!
Red, climbing past Yellow: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

Prof.Red: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Rose: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

Toxin: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Soren: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Yellow: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Red: I wrote you a poem.
Yellow, already crying: You did?

Cliff: Which way did Yellow go?
Red: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Cliff: You could really figure it out from that?
Red: No, you idiot, Yellow sent me a text. See?

Yellow: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Red: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Yellow: God?!

Pheonix/Reaper: Just wondering, did you get any sleep?
Prof.Red: Did I get any... leap?
Pheonix/Reaper: What...?

Red: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Yellow: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

Toxin: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Prof.Red, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.