Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 24~

Yellow: You saved me! Why?
Prof.Red: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

Yellow, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
Red: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Yellow:
Yellow: Water you doing?

Red: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Yellow: AS ENEMIES?!
Red:

TSE: TFC, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
TFC: Raise the dead.
TSE: And what did you do?
TFC: Raise the dead.
(Anyone get the Hint-?)

Colle: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here's a throwback to when Yellow ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Yellow, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can't eat it?!

*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Soren: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Prof.Red.
Yellow: For the record, I already found them.
Seer: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Yellow: They stabbed me!
Soren: I'm surprised they waited this long, Yellow. We've all had the urge.

Yellow: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone!
Prof.Red: Yellow, there's people that are dying.

Toxin: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Louis: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Toxin: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Cliff: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Louis: This is a McDonald's drive thru.