Seer: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That's how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.
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Pink Leader: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I'll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like "Glad to see she's moving on, my dad's death hit her pretty hard." Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.
Pink Leader: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.
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Void: My only talent is being stress.
Soren: Don't you mean stressed?
Void: No.
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Colle: What was that?
Nightmare: My shirt fell.
Colle: It sounded a lot heavier than that.
TFC: They were in it.
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Corrupt : I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.
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Yellow: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
TFC: No... well, their slowness.
Yellow: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Yellow: Now I have a plan.
Yellow: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Void: When did you become a hero?
Prof.Red: Um... the moment I saved you from getting killed.
Void: You're the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
Prof.Red: Well... sucks to be you, don't it.
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TFC: I'm telling you, my team is competent.
Seer, rushing in: TFC! Nightmare tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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Yellow: I'm scared that when you become rich and famous you'll be embarrassed by me.
Red: Oh Yellow, I'm already embarrassed by you.
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TFC, grinning: I have a knife!
Rose: Put it down, TFC.
TFC: Make me! *sprints away*
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