Prof.Red: Steve Leader/M told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
---
Seer: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Colle: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I've obviously gone crazy.
---
Colle, to TSE: Why is Violet Leader not talking?
TSE: I'm playing the silent game with them.
Colle: Well, then you just lost.
TSE: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.
---
Cliff: I have a new hoodie.
S.Cliff: Wrong.
S.Cliff: We have a new hoodie.
---
Prof.Red: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Violet Leader: Hot dog costumes!
Prof.Red: I'm sorry, what?
Violet Leader: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably TFC, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. TFC hates hot dogs, so they probably won't eat us.
Prof.Red: Are you saying that TFC would rather eat us than hot dogs?
TFC: I do hate hot dogs.
---
Red: I failed my safety training course today.
Pink Leader: Why, what happened?
Red: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Pink Leader: And?
Red: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
YOU ARE READING
Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionEveryone makes Mistakes~ I've had More then my Share~ But it's okay because I'm gonna Repair it~ Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes Everyone! Just ignore that Piece of Song and Hoop Right in!
