Soren: You borrowed a crane?
Prof.Red: Not exactly.
Toxin: You stole a crane?!
Prof.Red: Exactly.
Yellow: A banker? Me?
Soren: Yes, Yellow.
Yellow: But I don't know anything about running a bank!
Soren: Good. No preconceived ideas.
Yellow: I've robbed banks!
Soren: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
Yellow: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Red: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Yellow: Holy moly-
Toxin: I have very high standards, you know.
Light/Tulip: I can make spaghetti...
Toxin: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
Yellow: I'm sorry for being annoying.
Yellow: It will happen again.
Yellow, admiring a sleeping Red: You're so cute.
Red, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Yellow, lovingly: I know.
Void: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Cliff: Void, for the last time, we're at a funeral.
Light/Tulip: *running towards Prof.Red with open arms*
Prof.Red: *moves out of the way*
Light/Tulip: Hey, why'd you move?!
Prof.Red: I thought you were going to attack me.
Light/Tulip: I was going to hug you!
Prof.Red: Why would you hug me?
Light/Tulip: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Corrupt: I don't need any more friends. I already have four.
Steve Leader/M: Don't you mean five?
Corrupt: *looks directly at Soren*
Corrupt: No, I'm pretty sure I meant to say four.
Colle: I baked you a pie!
Toxin: Really?! What flavor?
Colle: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
Void: I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face, but with words!
Light/Tulip: I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
Toxin: I can't believe my birth certificate says F...
Toxin: ...How did I fail being born?
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