Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 15~

Light/Tulip: You believe me?
Steve Leader/M: Light/Tulip, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Cliff: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Prof.Red: What baby?
Cliff, crying a bit: Me.

Light/Tulip: I'm allergic to death.

Yellow, texting Red: Seers are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Red′s phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now–I'll get back to you later.
*Later*
Red, texting back: Fuck you.

Red: Louis is a little bitch.
Yellow: Why?
Red: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Red: Oh no, that's terrible!
Yellow: Did they win?

Corrupt: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Void: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Corrupt: Here's two facts about me.
Corrupt: 1. I hate hot people.
Corrupt: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

Seer: If there's one thing I learned from Colle, it's to set people's expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Colle, texting Yellow: Any plans for tonight?
Yellow: No.
Colle: Loser.

Void: sapnu puaS.
Pheonix/Reaper: What??
Light/Tulip: What language is that.
Void: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Void was removed from the groupchat*

Void: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Cliff: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Void: You don't even have a legitimate reason?
Cliff: Oh, no, I do.
Void: Well, what is it?
Cliff: You see, I simply don't give a fuck.