Light/tulip: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Pheonix/Reaper: *crouches down*
TFC: *kneels down*
Toxin: *sits on the floor*
Light/tulip:
Light/tulip: I hate all of you.
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Soren: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Pheonix/Reaper, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Light/Tulip, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Pheonix/Reaper: Because they have little hands.
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Seer: You're from Ohio, right?
Cliff: Okay, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.
Cliff: I live in the moment.
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Seer: Its hard to resist, I'm really sorry- I mean, considering your approach so far, you had us tied here for- what? Hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!
Void: What are you then?
Seer: I'm a Virgo!
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Prof.Red: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Pheonix/Reaper: Hi.
Prof.Red: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
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*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*
Violet Leader: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Cliff: Hostile takeover?
Pink Leader: Genocide?
Corrupt : Steal everything!
Violet Leader: No, I meant-
Void: I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!
Seer: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Violet Leader: ...I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors...
Void: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Seer: Agreed.

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