~Part 63~

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Light/tulip: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Pheonix/Reaper: *crouches down*

TFC: *kneels down*

Toxin: *sits on the floor*

Light/tulip:

Light/tulip: I hate all of you.

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Soren: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Pheonix/Reaper, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Light/Tulip, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Pheonix/Reaper: Because they have little hands.

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Seer: You're from Ohio, right?

Cliff: Okay, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.

Cliff: I live in the moment.

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Seer: Its hard to resist, I'm really sorry- I mean, considering your approach so far, you had us tied here for- what? Hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!

Void: What are you then?

Seer: I'm a Virgo!

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Prof.Red: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Pheonix/Reaper: Hi.

Prof.Red: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*

Violet Leader: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!

Cliff: Hostile takeover?

Pink Leader: Genocide?

Corrupt : Steal everything!

Violet Leader: No, I meant-

Void: I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!

Seer: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!

Violet Leader: ...I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors...

Void: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.

Seer: Agreed.

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