TFC: Look at the buns on that guy!
Steve Leader/M: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Cliff: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
TFC: I'm not going back to jail!
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Toxin: How are you today?
Void: Please don't make me think about my life.
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Light/tulip: TFC, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.
*click*
Light/tulip: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FLIPPING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!
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Toxin: School sucks.
S.Cliff: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Toxin: What are jobs like?
S.Cliff: They suck.
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Red: Well, Yellow and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Red: That's right... We kissed!
Prof.Red: f*cking finally!
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Light/tulip Before His death and Resurrection: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
TSE:
Light/tulip: Vroom vroom, come out already.
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Cliff: Light/Tulip learned how to fold origami penguins from Colle the other day. I told them, "I feel a little bad for the penguins, it's hot here", and the next day they put them in the fridge.
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TFC: I'm tired.
Cliff: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
TFC: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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Toxin: I don't dab. I stab.
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