~Part 76~

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P.Leader: I don't even use tubberware anymore.

Louis: What are you saying? Say it again.

P.Leader: Tubberware.

Louis: Say it again. Slow.

P.Leader: Tubberware.

Louis: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.

P.Leader: Tub.

Louis: Wrong.

P.Leader: What do you mean, wrong?

Louis: I thought I caught that. You're saying tub. It's P.

P.Leader: What are you talking about?

Louis: Tupperware. Tupper.

P.Leader: It's tupper!

Louis: It's tupper, always has been, always will be.

P.Leader: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

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Cliff: Do you cook?

TFC: I made a cake once.

Y.Leader: Yeah, it was good.

TFC: Really?

Y.Leader: Don't make me lie twice, TFC.

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Sorcerer: I give you a cursed amulet!

Tulip/Light: Cool! It'll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I'll get out more!

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Tulip/Light: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Reaper/Pheonix: No, we are mad.

Tulip/Light: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Reaper/Pheonix: No, we're not!

Tulip/Light: I am not a mind reader, Reaper/Pheonix!

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TFC: Even SteveLeader and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich.

SteveLeader: I mistook them for a garbage can.

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Seer, to Void: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

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SteveLeader: Is... Is that meant to be on fire?

Tulip/Light: No... not really.

SteveLeader: Are you going to do something about it?

Tulip/Light: Hm... nah.

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Toxin: You can do it Proxima!

Toxin: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.


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