Light/Tulip: *lifting weights*
Yellow: Wow... They're so intense!
Red: I wonder what drives them.
Light/Tulip, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
Light/Tulip: You look really stressed.
Steve Leader/M: Haha, it's the stress.
S.Cliff: I'm telling you, my team is competent.
Void, rushing in: S.Cliff! Toxin tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
Cliff, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Yellow: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Louis: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
Yellow: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Rose: What's wrong with you??
Yellow: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Prof.Red: No, they mean other than that.
Yellow: Ohhhhhh.
Yellow: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Pheonix/Reaper: It doesn't have a bone.
Light/Tulip: Then why is it called a boner?
Void: If a demon possessed me, I'd just be like, "Okay, take it from here, good luck man."
*Light/Tulip is telling a story*
Toxin: Wow, Light/Tulip, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Rose: Romance?
Toxin: I have a crush on them.
Steve Leader/M: Ladies, gentlemen and Rose, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Light/Tulip: A llama?
Steve Leader/M: No.
Light/Tulip: A baby llama?
Steve Leader/M: No!
Light/Tulip: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Steve Leader/M: NO!
Corrupt: So, you lied to me?
Toxin: That depends on how you define lying.
Corrupt: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Toxin: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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