Ruined Reality Incorrect Quotes

~Part 2~

Void: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won't like?
Pheonix/Reaper: Do you make any other kind?

Rose: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.

Steve Leader/M: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Yellow: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

Louis: Soren, you were so wasted last night.
Soren: I wasn't that drunk!
Louis: ...You called a taxi home.
Soren: Yeah! It's called being responsible!
Louis: The party was at your house.
Soren: ...Crap.

Prof.Red, holding out a cookie for Light/Tulip: Look! This ones a heart, that's how I feel about you!
Light/Tulip: *Ugly crying*
Prof.Red, holding out another cookie for Red: This ones like Michigan, that's how I feel about you!
Red, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Steve Leader/M: I hate to say 'I told you so'—
Prof.Red: No, you don't. You would marry 'I told you so' and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

Seer: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Cliff: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Steve Leader/M.

Cliff: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Toxin, to Void: I mean, I get complimented all the time-
Prof.Red: *starts cackling*
Toxin: I do!
Prof.Red: *laughs harder*

Corrupt: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Seer: It's Seer.
Corrupt: What did they do this time?
Seer: No, it's me, Corrupt. It's actually me.
Corrupt: What did you do this time?

Corrupt: Void's refusing to wear their glasses!
Void: Corrupt, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Void: *points to Red* Red.
Void: *points to Seer* Seer.
Void: *points to Louis* Sasquatch.