Cliff, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.
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Colle: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Seer: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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Louis: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Void: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not s*x, not free pizza, nothing!
Nightmare: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza?
Void: Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend's eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Corrupt : I like you.
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Colle: Hey, Seer?
Seer: Yeah?
Colle: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Seer:
Seer: Where's Yellow?
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Pheonix/Reaper: What's your favorite color?
Red: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Pheonix/Reaper: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Red: My favorite color is pink.
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