My science teacher was filling a beaker with hot water.
Teacher: It'll warm up any minute now...just after draining the Earth's oceans...no, no, it's actually getting warmer...
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
