Spanish teacher: *talking rapidly in Spanish, pretends to hold up cat* Meow!
Class: *laughs and coos*
Teacher: *still talking rapidly in Spanish, pretends to rip open the cat and peer inside*
Class: OHMYGOD
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
