Teacher: Who wants to sign my petition? It's protesting Sesame Street changing Cookie Monster's name to Veggie Monster.
Class: *cries of outrage*
Teacher: In fact, I was thinking of starting a rebellion and taking over Sesame Street.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
