After I accidentally abandoned a friend in the band room to meet another friend, thinking Friend #1 had already left.
Me: I'm a horrible PERSON!
Friend #2: Isabel, you are saintly. I don't think anyone thinks you're a horrible person.
Me: Talk to my brother.
Friend#1, responding to Friend #2: Yeah! You're like that kid in church that little old ladies compliment.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
LosoweThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
