Science teacher: Thus may surprise you, but scientists are human!
Science teacher: . . .
Science teacher: Unless you're Sheldon Cooper!

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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
De TodoThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Sheldon Cooper
Science teacher: Thus may surprise you, but scientists are human!
Science teacher: . . .
Science teacher: Unless you're Sheldon Cooper!