Boy: *pretending to eat pencil and remove it through his nose*
Boy: Look, I'm so skilled, I can pop it out of my vertebrae! *pretends to eat it and rip it out of his spine*
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
AléatoireThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
