Teacher: Don't touch the worms with the nail polish remover.
Friend: Yeah. You don't want to get charged with wormocide.
Fun fact: wormicide is a medicine!
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
AléatoireThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
