Girl: Guess what day it is!
Friend: Wednesday!
Me: An orange day!
Girl: Guess what day it is!
Friend: HUMPDAY!
Me: Anti-Bullying Day!
Girl: Guess what day it is!
Friend: The 21st!
Me: Yeah, that!
Girl: Guess what day it is!
Friend: Your birthday!
Girl: Yes!
Friend: FIRST TRY!
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
