Teacher: Life sucks, get a helmet.
Class: *looks confused*
Teacher: Really, you've never heard, "Life sucks, get a helmet?"
Boy: I've heard, "Life's not fair."
Teacher: ...
Teacher: I like, "Life sucks, get a helmet."
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
