My social studies teacher is bald. Yup, that's all the intro I'm providing.
Teacher: *commenting on a girl's drawing of a man* So I asked her, "Is that me?" And she goes, "No. He has hair."
Later...
Teacher: Since I won't be here on Monday...
Student: Wait, why not?
Teacher: ...hair transplants.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
