Boy: *falls backward directly onto my foot*
Me: No, no, I didn't need that toe.
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RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Goodbye Toe
Boy: *falls backward directly onto my foot*
Me: No, no, I didn't need that toe.
