Again, we are discussing the girl who will be leaving us after tomorrow. Today was her last day in band.
Teacher: I would play you a song, but I only know this one. *plays mangled "Happy Birthday"*
Me: Do you know "Taps?"
Teacher: *plays "Taps"* Oh, wait, she's not dead.
Girl: Yet.
Boy: She's dead to us.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
