Teacher: Now, if you were to break open your phone--and I wouldn't recommend it--
*loud smack of phone hitting floor*
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Phone dropping
Teacher: Now, if you were to break open your phone--and I wouldn't recommend it--
*loud smack of phone hitting floor*
