Sometimes, I worry for my friends and myself...
Friend: That's a good emo band name!
Me: The Minimalist Disco!
Friend: We can sing about cheese and mixing watercolors!
Me: God, we're such geniuses...

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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Minimalist Disco
Sometimes, I worry for my friends and myself...
Friend: That's a good emo band name!
Me: The Minimalist Disco!
Friend: We can sing about cheese and mixing watercolors!
Me: God, we're such geniuses...