Teacher: *to drummer* You don't have to play so loudly, but you can. It's fortissimo, after all.
Boy: I have forte forte!
Teacher: ...that's fortissimo.
Boy: ...oh.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
