Teacher: Don't assume anything! I didn't go to college, I don't know when the wars ended and all of that stuff!
Teacher: ...
Teacher: Those of you that were listening are now going, "What?! He didn't go to college?!" Nope, I didn't go to college!
Girl: But...but...
Teacher: Yeah, I went on a website and took a few classes! You answer a few questions, they send you a piece of paper, you stick it up on your wall, and pretend you're smart!
Later...
Boy: If I give you $50, do I have to write this paper?
Teacher: No.
Boy: Seriously?!
Teacher: I didn't go to college, I need the money!
Even later...
Boy: *referring to a fake $50 bill he made* Do you think he'll fall for it?
Me: I don't know, I mean, he didn't go to college...
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
SonstigesThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
