Thanks, Hayleyautumns for this great contribution!
Student: *asking teacher* Can we have a five minute break now?
Teacher: But you just got back from you last five minute break!
Student: Let's have another one.
Teacher: No.
Student: Come on, be a man!
Teacher: But I'm a woman.
Student: Okay, then be a woman. Can we have another five minute break?
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
