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Me: MOM!!!!
Mom: Yes, I know, your father's threatening to become an exotic dancer to pay for your college.
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RastgeleThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...