Friend: It makes me warm and squishy inside!
Me: It makes me feel fuzzy inside!
Me: . . .
Me: It sounds like a sandwich you left in your locker for a few weeks. Warm, squishy, and fuzzy.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
