*on TV*
Girl: *makes out with a man much older than her*
Man: *gestured away by friend*
Friend: She's sellin' something, and you're buying!
*real life*
Friend: What do you think she's selling, Isabel?
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
