Friend 1: *holding up an upside-down snowman sticker* What does this look like?
Me: An upside-down snowman.
Friend 1: Use your imagination!
Friend 2: *walking up* What is that? It looks like a demented duck!
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...