Thanks, Shai_Ursula , for reminding me about this!
Band teacher: Wanna know how to say I love you in German?
*utters guttural sound that may or may not signal that he is choking to death*
Band teacher: The next time you're with your significant other, lean over and whisper that in their ear.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
LosoweThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...