How to say "I love you"

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Thanks, Shai_Ursula , for reminding me about this!

Band teacher: Wanna know how to say I love you in German?

*utters guttural sound that may or may not signal that he is choking to death*

Band teacher: The next time you're with your significant other, lean over and whisper that in their ear.

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