Teacher: I think I've given you a few tips on how to survive this year--
Girl: Well, I'm still alive, so it's working.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
De TodoThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Still Alive!
Teacher: I think I've given you a few tips on how to survive this year--
Girl: Well, I'm still alive, so it's working.
