Friend: *being weird again, raises up large crumb*
Me: No--
Friend: *pretends to throw it*
Me: Don't you dare!
Friend: *throws it right past me*

YOU ARE READING
Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
AléatoireThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Food throwing
Friend: *being weird again, raises up large crumb*
Me: No--
Friend: *pretends to throw it*
Me: Don't you dare!
Friend: *throws it right past me*