Friend: *staring intently at my computer screen* I don't like the way that tree is looking at me.
Friend: *has an intense staring match with the tree*
Friend: It thinks itself higher than its brethren.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
