My friend and I came up with these two wonderful things for turning down dudes at bars and other social places.
Friend
Dude: Wanna dance?
Girl: Wanna die?
Me
Dude: Hey there--
Me: I'm not drunk enough to talk to you.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
