Friend: I feel like we're going to be late, hurry up, Isabel...
Me: *monotone* We're not late.
Friend: If we're late I will literally kill anything in my path.
Me: *monotone* We're not late.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
