Me: My stomach hurts, so I'm going to go to the main office and get some ibuprofen.
Friend: Yeah, go get morphine.
Me: I don't have morphine!!
Friend: You should really have morphine in the main office.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
