Director: *displaying trombone bag, playing out items* I put extra mouthpieces, my slide, pencils, pens, and business cards in here. Oh, and I used to keep money in there.
Boy: What, is Narnia in there?!
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
LosoweThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Narnia
Director: *displaying trombone bag, playing out items* I put extra mouthpieces, my slide, pencils, pens, and business cards in here. Oh, and I used to keep money in there.
Boy: What, is Narnia in there?!