Backstory: There is a squat door raised above the floor in my band room. My band teacher at first called it the TARDIS, and then changed it so that if we tick him off, we get locked in it and left to starve to death. No, no. Don't call the police. All of these people have quit band.
Girl: And Ben--
Band teacher: Oh, Ben's dead. I locked him in the closet.
Girl: Is Shrey--
Band teacher: Shrey's dead.
Girl: What about Natalie?
Band teacher: She's dead, too.
Girl: What about Delanie--
Band teacher: She's alive, but only because she begged for her life and promised to rejoin band.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
De TodoThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
