Friend: Do you have earbuds because I really don't want to be that one kid who wears the earbuds with thousand-year-old earwax?
Me: *saying no throughout this entire speech*
Friend: *smiles warmly* I'll hurt you later.

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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
De TodoThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Hurt You Later
Friend: Do you have earbuds because I really don't want to be that one kid who wears the earbuds with thousand-year-old earwax?
Me: *saying no throughout this entire speech*
Friend: *smiles warmly* I'll hurt you later.