Friend: I was in France and this guy was selling small metal Eiffel Towers at one for two euros, so I told him a guy down the street was selling 20 mini towers for the same amount and he gave me a tower for one euro, and then the police came because he wasn't supposed to be selling there and he ran off and I got to keep the tower!

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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...