This boy in my class was sentencing my table mate and I to different deaths. Some of my personal favorites are:
Death by being thrown off of the Grand Canyon; death by screaming children; death by endless hole and you end up stuck in a time loop so you replay this moment and falling into the endless hole over and over; death by Deadpool; death by a firing squad firing at your eyeballs; death by having a metal plate put on your head and being slingshotted between the floor and a huge magnet over and over
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
