Friend: You're only not smart when you tell yourself you're not smart. That doesn't apply to me because I'm not smart.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
You're Only Not Smart
Friend: You're only not smart when you tell yourself you're not smart. That doesn't apply to me because I'm not smart.