Friend 1: Why did Disney buy Star Wars?
Friend 2: Because Disney owns everything.
Me: Disney wants to own the world.
Me: ...
Me: Disney knows more about you than you know about yourself.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
