My confused Greek friend strikes again...
Grecian: What's a hand turkey?
Me: Okay, so you trace your hand and draw a little face on the thumb silhouette and decorate the feathers!
Grecian: It doesn't really look like a turkey--
Me: IT'S A TURKEY, GODDAMMIT
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
