Dad: *taking my brother's temperature*
*thermometer beeps*
Dad: AAAH! YOU'RE 37 DEGREES! YOU'RE DEAD!
Mom: Do you have the thermometer set to Celsius?
Dad: ...
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
